Joke 1

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.

"Yes, of course." she answered. "Why do men always ask the same question?!"

Joke 2

When I was young, I didn't like going to the weddings. My grandmother would tell me, " You' re next."

However, she stopped doing that when I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Joke 3

Teacher: Maria! Please point to America on the map.

Maria:    This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now, class! Who found America?

Class: Maria did.